Just Breathe

Breathe.

Breathing can transform your life.

If you feel stressed out and overwhelmed, breathe. It will calm you and release the tensions.

If you are worried about something coming up, or caught up in something that already happened, breathe. It will bring you back to the present.

If you are discouraged and have forgotten your purpose in life, breathe. It will remind you about how precious life is, and that each breath in this life is a gift you need to appreciate. Make the most of this gift.

If you have too many tasks to do, or are scattered during your workday, breathe. It will help bring you into focus, to concentrate on the most important task you need to be focusing on right now.

If you are spending time with someone you love, breathe. It will allow you to be present with that person, rather than thinking about work or other things you need to do.

If you are exercising, breathe. It will help you enjoy the exercise, and therefore stick with it for longer.

If you are moving too fast, breathe. It will remind you to slow down, and enjoy life more.

So breathe. And enjoy each moment of this life. They’re too fleeting and few to waste.

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Tip: Put the word “Breathe” as a screensaver or desktop pic, or put it up as a note on your wall or fridge or on your desk. Then do it every time you see the word.

Source: Zen Habits

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Things are going from bad to worse in this Tiger Woods affair situation. What started as your run of the mill "athlete gets busted having an affair" story has spiraled completely out of control. That being said, tragedy sometimes goes hand-in-hand with comedy, and this situation is no different. It's hard not to laugh each time a new woman comes forward, or every time some crazy website posts a goofy picture of Tiger Woods face after Elin had her way with it (who, us?).

The hilarity doesn't stop there, however. Apparently this homeless guy was holding a sign that read "I Had An Affair With Tiger Woods, Now Look Where I'm At". Respect goes out to the homeless guy, who in the freezing streets of New York managed to stay warm enough long enough to come up with the clever sign and write it out. What makes it so hilarious isn't that a homeless guy did it, but that his claim to an affair is pretty much just as valid as any of these other girls.

If you throw homeless guy on the list, that gives us Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, porn actress Holly Sampson, and of course, homeless New York guy. I'm not sure how many of these girls are going to get paid, but our homeless friend here deserves it more than the other spotlight-hungry, greedy tramps that are coming forward.

Homeless man has affair with Tiger Woods from The Offside Rules on Vimeo.